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WHEN:
DISTANCES:
Thursday July 4th, 2019
On your time
However far you want
WHERE:
From the comfort of your own home
WHAT:
We are happy to introduce to you, the world's most comfortable run! Gone are the days of unpredictable weather, early mornings, and lactic acid. In the world's most comfortable run, it's all about earning that finisher's woodal from the comfort of your own home.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

  • ANY COURSE ANY DISTANCE YOU WANT!

  • LIVE CHIP TIMED RESULTS

  • A TRI-BLEND RACE DAY T

  • A HANDCRAFTED BIB AND FINSIHERS WOODAL

And as a bonus, this race has landed a amazing sponsorship with Uber Eats so your finish line food is delivered directly to where you did your run, and each registration comes with it's own bed pan delivered right to you so you won't even have to get up to pee!

PACKET PICK UP

We absolutely wouldn't want you to have to go anywhere to get your packet, we need you to be putting in those hours training at the location your run is going to take place! We will be sending your items directly to you via our partnership with Uber delivery.

DESCRIPTION OF ROUTE

This course is ran wherever you want.

From your couch, from your lazy boy, from the underneath your big warm comforter in bed. We only have one rule. 

If you are sweating, you are doing it wrong.

JOIN US FOR THE AFTER PARTY!

Wherever you are, that's where the after party is! But we wouldn't want you to party alone! Join us in a race wide group video hangout when you are finished, from the comforts of your home, and we can all show off our earned finishers woodals together!

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